used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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