In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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