Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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