hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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