Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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