She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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