But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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