i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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