i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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