3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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