there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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