I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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