You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
worst night to have a conscience
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
