I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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