You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I need water and some morals
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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