we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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