I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm bleeding and have questions
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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