Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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