I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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