you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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