Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
