Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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