If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.