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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia

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• (707): View more from California

  so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.

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• (661): View more from California

  I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?

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  THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.

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