that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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