well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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