words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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