erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
do herpes really smell.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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