I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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