were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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