I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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