I could have mohawked her pubes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize