so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Still dying that you shit outside
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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