You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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