she looked like the before picture.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Do you remember whose house we're in?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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