id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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