just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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