i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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