so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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