i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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