these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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