Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
its not stalking. its research.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Randomize
