So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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