Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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