Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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