Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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