That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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