Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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