My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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