there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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