Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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