he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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