you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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